So... TLKGO has informed me that it's like, someone's birthday today. TL's to be specific.
Now, from what I've read about human culture and social standards that are supposedly practice, we're supposed to wish him a.... "Joyous day of creation!" wait... no, wrong wiki page.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" It says to use all caps, no idea why.
Now. The way I see it, a normal, very good friend would make one of these happy day of being born threads, so in order to keep up appearances that i'm actually TL's friend and don't loath his guts every time he speaks to me, I felt I needed to make a thread wishing him a
Normally, you're supposed to be joyous and like, reminisce on how stupid old the person is apparently getting. Like... however old this guy is supposed to be, who knows, way too old probably by today's standards. I've also heard you're supposed to roast them a bit or maybe that was for a different event. In any case I won't be doing that. I'd hate people to think I actually like and get along with the guy.
So with that said!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [Insert name]!
Hope you have a good one and all that. *drops the mic and exits*